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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 04:31
Nuts and Butts
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So, the docs changed it to read
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Just Forget it!
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Thumbs down again.
Then came..
Another attempt resulted in ...
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No way
Catatonics & High Colonics
Loons and Moons
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Everyone loved it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No go.
Why do men date women they are not really interested in?
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share office space ...
Still no good
Still no good.
Hysterias & Posteriors
They put up a sign reading
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Freaks and Cheeks
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
So they tried
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Next, they tried...
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
How do you get a teenage boy to care about hygiene?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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